Get Your Act Together by Pam Young

Author:Pam Young
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: HarperCollins
Published: 1993-10-15T00:00:00+00:00

DEAR JENNY CRAIG

by Pam Young

I made myself a sandwich

And something’s really weird.

The crumbs are on the counter,

But the sandwich disappeared.

I can’t believe I ate it

And I won’t admit I did!

I know I ate a bite or two

While I was screwing on the lid

To the gallon jar of mayonnaise,

After licking off the knife

That was standing knee-deep in there

Treading mayo for its life.

I may have eaten just a half

Of that sandwich that I made.

I know I washed some down

With a glass of lemonade

That I poured to quench my awful thirst

After eating guacamole

Or maybe it was taco chips,

Or, no, the crescent roll. See

I smeared some peanut butter on the roll

And took a taste,

When my buds relayed the message

That unless I heaped, in haste,

A glob of homemade jelly

On the butter and the roll,

The overall experience

Would leave a gourmet hole.

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